I’m Master Jedi Chief Ezio Alditore and I have a PORTAL GUN, WHAT NOW?!
I can’t stop laughing. I really can’t stop laughing.
Just so you know, this is actually real – there’s a genetic mutation called “Myostatin-related muscle hypertrophy”, which basically means is a protein called myostatin is shut down and allows you have to insane amounts of strength and muscle size.
Please note: This is NOT intended for any political slander. This is purely for humor.
In case you can’t read it, it says:
Michael Collins is the only human, living or dead, not contained in the frame of this picture.
No offense to anyone. This was just too cool not to post.