1. Bernstein Didn’t Need that Score Anyway
If you’re playing in a professional orchestra, you’re not watching the conductor anyway so this debacle is more for the aghast audience members.
2. 14-Year Old Soloist Destroys Her Own Violin, Concertmaster’s Strad
You’ve earned the position of principle violin with the Tanglewood Orchestra and you’re forced to endure playing behind a 14 year old soloist. How could this get any worse for you? She breaks her E string, then takes your six-figure Stradivarius and promptly breaks your E string.
3. Organist Bumps Transposition Key
I didn’t even know such a key existed, but apparently you can transpose an organ with the flick of a switch. It’s probably best to not play with it during the concert, though – especially on a piece everyone knows.