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Assume you are moving to a new apartment and (for some unknown reason) you want your drugs to get there before you do.  What would you do?  If you’re Andre Dismuke, you ship your $18,000 worth of marijuana to your real estate agent – and you don’t tell them to expect the packages, and you don’t tell them not to open the packages when they arrive.

Not surprisingly, the real estate agency contacted law enforcement after an employee opened one of Mr. Dismuke’s packages.  Also not surprisingly, Mr. Dismuke was arrested for allegedly shipping 12 pounds of marijuana to his real estate agent in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware.  Dismuke faces charges of trafficking marijuana, possession of of marijuana, and possession of drug paraphernalia.